Beyonce 2015 Grammys Performance “Precious Lord” Parody
Beyonce is a great singer and performer, but singing ‘Precious Lord’ at the 2015 Grammy Awards was not one of the highlights of her career. Despite the fact that she kind of sounded like Elvis Presley at the beginning, she’s still a good singer.
The Pastor Gary Jones Show
Jesus is like a biscuit…let him sop you up. Hmm. Personal Prayer Biscuits for $777.77? Those biscuits better be straight from heaven. This televangelist just seems a little too excited. His co-host doesn’t seem to happy about what’s going on. Poor caller.
Get It Right at the Light
When the pastor sees you bumping to some booty music, it’s got to be pretty embarrassing. Especially when it’s loud and the pastor and a deacon pulls up right beside you on the road. Good thing this church member had some church music in the car too.
Super Saints Be “Way Too Deep”
Did this reverend, doctor, bishop, prophet whatever just walk up in a burger joint all arrogant like that? Way too deep. What makes it even worse is that he was completely off with his prophesying. Mother was there to put him in his place though.
All That Gossip – featuring CeCe Rogers
Brother CeCe Rogers dropped by to sing a song, but the mother was just talking about him so bad. She was just gossiping with the saints while he’s up on stage singing his heart out. This mother just seems to be out of control. Somebody pray for the mother.
Thanksgiving Prayer
A short prayer over your food is fine, but this is just too much. Pastor seems to have gotten a little carried away and off topic with the prayer. Looks like the saints got more than they bargained for. The pastor probably already ate before arriving.
TMI Testimony Service
The pastor asked for a powerful testimony, but it seems like this mother had a lot more to tell than what was asked for. This mother told just about everybody’s business. Not too much seems to get by this mother.
Over the Top Piano Player – I Need Thee
It seems like the piano player did not take notes from the last experience with the singer. In fact, this piano player seems to be doing whatever he wants to now. Looks like the singer will be accompanying the piano player again. Poor poor singer.